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	<title>LOL Gadgets &#187; Useless</title>
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		<title>FM Toaster</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/08/fm-toaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogdan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Info]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fm radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toaster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not only does this toaster allow you to&#8230; well, make toast, it also makes for quite a good FM radio, that you can listen to your favourite radio stations on. It&#8217;s made by DeLonghi and has a whole lot of functions that you can use to make the perfect toast, including thermostat control and an [...]]]></description>
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<p>Not only does this toaster allow you to&#8230; well, make toast, it also makes for quite a good FM radio, that you can listen to your favourite radio stations on. It&#8217;s made by DeLonghi and has a whole lot of functions that you can use to make the perfect toast, including thermostat control and an electronic temperature sensor, in order to adjust toast timing every time.</p>
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		<title>IPhone-like playing cards</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/08/iphone-like-playing-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bogdan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Non-electronic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WANT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lolgadgets.com/?p=750</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you feel like using an iPhone but you can&#8217;t afford one? These playing cards just might be might be what you need to relieve your pain. They only cost 25 $, are made out of PVC plastic so they don&#8217;t get worn and torn like the real thing will, and they&#8217;re even washable.]]></description>
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<p>Do you feel like using an iPhone but you can&#8217;t afford one? These playing cards just might be might be what you need to relieve your pain. They only cost 25 $, are made out of PVC plastic so they don&#8217;t get worn and torn like the real thing will, and they&#8217;re even washable.</p>
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		<title>Keyboard pants</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/06/keyboard-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keyboards]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lolgadgets.com/?p=636</guid>
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		<title>Dancing USB booty</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/04/dancing-usb-booty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NSFW]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lolgadgets.com/?p=570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, well&#8230;you know that there is A LOT of strange USB gadgets out there. Some of them are useful, some of them are funny. Some of them are both, some can be stupid, but still with a purpose. But what&#8217;s the point of having small plastic butt plugged into your USB and dancing on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_586" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://www.lolgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/usb-hip-shaker-500x334.jpg" alt="USB Shaker" title="USB Shaker" width="500" height="334" class="size-full wp-image-586" /><p class="wp-caption-text">USB Shaker</p></div>
<p>Yeah, well&#8230;you know that there is A LOT of strange USB gadgets out there. Some of them are useful, some of them are funny. Some of them are both, some can be stupid, but still with a purpose.<br />
But what&#8217;s the point of having small plastic butt plugged into your USB and dancing on the table? Wouldn&#8217;t you rather visit some &#8220;adult&#8221; site or something like that?</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.gadgeterija.net/2009/03/30/rasplesana-usb-guzica/">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>I Pitty The Fool!</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/02/i-pitty-the-fool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. T]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pocket]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One Helluva Tough Guy key chain Talkin&#8217; about trash gadgets, this one takes the first place. There is probably no man on Earth that never heard of Mr. T and his famous &#8220;I pitty the fool!&#8221; line. If you&#8217;re a big fan of Mr. T, you can now own this keychain, that has 6 programmed [...]]]></description>
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<p>One Helluva Tough Guy key chain</p>
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<p>Talkin&#8217; about trash gadgets, this one takes the first place. There is probably no man on Earth that never heard of Mr. T and his famous &#8220;I pitty the fool!&#8221; line.<br />
If you&#8217;re a big fan of Mr. T, you can now own this keychain, that has 6 programmed lines from Mr. T:</p>
<ul>
<li>I pity the Fool</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t Gimme No Backtalk, Sucka</li>
<li>Quit Yo&#8217; Jibba Jabba</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t Make Me Mad</li>
<li>First name Mister, middle name Period, last name T</li>
<li>Shut up Fool.</li>
</ul>
<p>Check this video to see how it works:<br />
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<p>[<a href="http://shopexit9.com/mrtinyourpocket.aspx">source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Japanese talking watch</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/japanese-talking-watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/japanese-talking-watch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chin Chong Chao! If you look closely, you&#8217;ll notice that these watches don&#8217;t have digits or hour-hands, but a speaker. You&#8217;re guessing that this watch literally tells you the time. And that&#8217;s not all! It tells you the time in Japanese! Now I really can&#8217;t wait to get me some of these watches, so that [...]]]></description>
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<p>Chin Chong Chao!</p>
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<p>If you look closely, you&#8217;ll notice that these watches don&#8217;t have digits or hour-hands, but a speaker. You&#8217;re guessing that this watch literally <em>tells</em> you the time. And that&#8217;s not all!</p>
<p>It tells you the time in Japanese! Now I really can&#8217;t wait to get me some of these watches, so that I can never again know what time is it. Although my watch is saying it to me.</p>
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		<title>Cell-Mate</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/cell-mate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cellphones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[handsfree]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lolgadgets.com/?p=220</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, at least people will see that you&#8217;re not talking to yourself. Somewhere on the Internet, a year or two ago, I read an article saying that if you use those bluetooth headsets you could look, well, funny. Especially if you&#8217;re walking down the street and talking &#8211; it makes you look like you&#8217;re talking [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well, at least people will see that you&#8217;re not talking to yourself.</p>
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<p>Somewhere on the Internet, a year or two ago, I read an article saying that if you use those bluetooth headsets you could look, well, funny. Especially if you&#8217;re walking down the street and talking &#8211; it makes you look like you&#8217;re talking to yourself.</p>
<p>Well, with this <a title="Cell-Mate" href="http://www.cell-mateus.com/">Cell-Mate cellphone-head-holder thingy</a> you don&#8217;t need to worry about that anymore, because people will definitely SEE that you are talking to someone. And off course,  there is no need for BT headset recharging, or resynchronizing it with your cell. And what if your cell-phone doesn&#8217;t have BT, ha, ha?</p>
<blockquote><p>Thanks to <a title="Ivan Brezak Brkan" href="http://www.ivanbrezakbrkan.com">Ivan Brezak Brkan</a> for submitting this gadget! Would you also like to <a title="Submit a LOL Gadget!" href="http://www.lolgadgets.com/submit-a-lol-gadget/">submit one</a>?</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Transparent household electronics</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/transparent-household-electronics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 10:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Look at that unreachable dust behind this machine&#8230;You can&#8217;t clean it, but you can see it. Damn. This could be cool, but&#8230;what&#8217;s the purpose of having transparent dryer or transparent fridge in your house? First of all, dust and dirt are going to get somewhere behind and underneath them, and you really don&#8217;t want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption"><img title="Transparent laundry dryer" src="http://www.lolgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mtsd_i.jpg" alt="Transparent laundry machine" width="460" height="345" />
<p>Look at that unreachable dust behind this machine&#8230;You can&#8217;t clean it, but you can see it.</p>
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<p>Damn.  This could be cool, but&#8230;what&#8217;s the purpose of having transparent dryer or transparent fridge in your house? First of all, dust and dirt are going to get somewhere behind and underneath them, and you really don&#8217;t want to move anything for cleaning up. Maybe your dryer is installed somewhere in your house just between some other household stuff and you can&#8217;t move it. And the dirt is all around and underneath, and visible.</p>
<p>Same goes for the <a title="Transparent fridge" href="http://tokyomango.blogspot.com/2006/11/new-transparent-household-electronics.html">fridge</a> &#8211; imagine that you have some high-quality beers in it, and you don&#8217;t want to share it with no one, but according to Murphy&#8217;s laws, your most unwanted &#8220;buddy&#8221; will show up on the door, and guess what &#8211; you may have transparent fridge, but someone drank your beer :P</p>
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		<title>Bug freezing spray</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/bug-freezing-spray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Non-electronic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can this be used for humans, too? There is nothing more annoying that flies and mosquitoes and all other flying little bugs. Especially when they&#8217;re flying around in the summer, when all windows are open and you&#8217;re just trying to get some fresh air in the summer. Ordinary anti-bug sprays are lame, because they are [...]]]></description>
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<p>Can this be used for humans, too?</p>
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<p>There is nothing more annoying that flies and mosquitoes and all other flying little bugs. Especially when they&#8217;re flying around in the summer, when all windows are open and you&#8217;re just trying to get some fresh air in the summer.</p>
<p>Ordinary anti-bug sprays are lame, because they are too soft for those little fly-around-ers. To get a blow-torch also isn&#8217;t a great idea, because is hot already and we don&#8217;t want to raise the temperature anymore. We want to cool it down.</p>
<p>And this is where this spray comes in. It will instantly freeze that bug to <strong>-40°C</strong>! And after you get a little bug-ice cube, you can spray some more around yourself, or even on you.</p>
<p>No, <strong>do not</strong> spray this on you, it was a joke.</p>
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		<title>Head remote holder</title>
		<link>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/head-remote-holder/</link>
		<comments>http://www.lolgadgets.com/2009/01/head-remote-holder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>blackshtef</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lolgadgets.com/?p=165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, you look very intelligent with this. Not. Ok, we would rather loose all of our remotes in the house, than use this. We could understand (hardly, but somehow) that strip around your head, on which you can put your remote, or even iPhone/iPod, but what&#8217;s with the beard part? Using this, you look like [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yes, you look very intelligent with this. Not.</p>
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<p>Ok, we would rather loose all of our remotes in the house, than use this.  We could understand (hardly, but somehow) that strip around your head, on which you can put your remote, or even iPhone/iPod, but what&#8217;s with the beard part? Using this, you look like you had some kind of accident or something. Silly.</p>
<p>And after all, real geeks don&#8217;t watch TV and don&#8217;t need remotes. They watch everything on their computers, and the only remote they need is their iPhone with some remote app :)</p>
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